Assignment 1: Paranoid

As some of you may already know my name is Nicholas, and that means you already know too much. Some of you probably have my social security number, a copy of my passport, and a picture of me in a drag. I have a minimal presence on facebook and myspace, but that doesn’t matter. They can track you anywhere you go! Have you recently got a new debit/credit card? Almost all of them contain RFID chips, so they can track you by satellite from the hills around Altoona, PA to the slums of Buenos Aeries.
My job obviously has a lot to do with writing on the internet. Since you already know too much I can only say that the algorithm of the Amazon sales rank is as deceptive as any character Peter Lorre played. And, if that reference hasn’t given my age away my disdain of twitter might. I think HST said it best that the “truth is not told between the hours of 9 to 5”, and twitter is a 24 hour cycle of the 9 to 5 mentality.